Okay, so picture this: It’s a regular Tuesday afternoon in New York. People are going about their day, probably complaining about subway delays, when suddenly—boom—some guy in a mask starts scaling the Roosevelt Island Tram like it’s his personal jungle gym. Classic NYC, right? By the time cops showed up with their own climbing gear (since when do NYPD officers look like they’re ready for Everest?), half of Manhattan had already filmed the whole thing for Instagram. The climber got arrested, obviously, but here’s the real question everyone’s asking: Was this guy an idiot, an artist, or just really bad at getting attention?
“At first I thought it was, like, a Marvel promo or something,” Maria Hernandez told me while waiting for her latte. She’d been at the tram station when it happened. “But then I noticed there weren’t any cameras—just this dude in all black moving up the cables like it was no big deal.” Other witnesses said he even stopped mid-climb to adjust his gear. Not in a hurry at all. Almost like he wanted an audience.
NYPD responded faster than they do to most 911 calls—which, let’s be honest, isn’t saying much. But here’s the thing: Watching officers in full climbing gear trying to talk someone down from a tram? That’s not something you see every day. They shut down the area quick, though, and had the guy in cuffs within the hour. No injuries, just a lot of confused tourists and one very pissed-off MTA.
Police haven’t dropped a name yet, but my buddy who works near One Police Plaza says the climber’s some 24-year-old from Brooklyn who’s into “urban exploration.” You know, those people who break into abandoned places for fun? Some think it was a protest—against what, nobody’s sure—while others are convinced it was just a dumb attempt at going viral. “This reeks of someone who watched Free Solo too many times,” said security expert Derek Vole. Can’t argue with that.
Of course, Reddit had a field day. Someone dug up deleted posts from an account that might be the climber’s—stuff about Alain Robert (that French guy who climbs skyscrapers) and shaky videos of bridge climbs. There was even this sketchy thread joking about “seeing if NYC cops would notice.” Real subtle, guys.
The Roosevelt Island Tram’s been around since ’76, carrying about 2 million people a year over the East River. It’s basically a giant cable car dangling 250 feet in the air—which, now that I think about it, does sound like a daredevil’s dream. Crazy part? Nobody’s actually pulled this off before. Until now.
MTA officials looked about as thrilled as you’d expect. “We’re reviewing our protocols,” said spokesperson Lena Cho, which is bureaucrat for “We have no idea how to stop this from happening again.” The tram wasn’t designed to keep climbers out because, well, who expects someone to try? “This isn’t a zoo exhibit,” Cho added. Tell that to the guy treating it like his personal monkey bars.
Our masked friend is looking at trespassing and reckless endangerment charges—up to a year in jail if they throw the book at him. Some legal folks think they might make an example of him to scare off copycats. Good luck with that.
Twitter immediately dubbed him #NYCSpiderMan (obviously), while Instagram flooded with side-by-sides of the arrest and that scene from Spider-Man 2 where Tobey Maguire stops a train. Meanwhile, urban explorer forums are split between “This guy’s a legend” and “This is why we can’t have nice things.”
Can’t lie—the climber’s outfit did kinda look like Tom Holland’s homemade suit in No Way Home. Probably not intentional, but the NYPD definitely wasn’t laughing about it.
Shoutout to Alain Robert, the French guy who’s climbed pretty much every famous building without permission. Difference is, Robert usually leaves some political message. Our guy? Just left a bunch of confused cops and a city scratching its head.
At the end of the day, this was equal parts ridiculous and concerning. The tram’s running again like nothing happened, but you gotta wonder: In a world where people will do anything for 15 seconds of fame, where do we draw the line between crime and performance art? Hit me with your hot takes at #NYCClimbDebate—just maybe don’t try to reenact it, okay?
Source: NY Post – US News
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