Donkey Kong Bananza for Switch 2: Why You Should Preorder Now (Like, Seriously)
Okay, listen up—if you’re even remotely into platformers, Donkey Kong Bananza is about to be your next obsession. Nintendo’s basically throwing everything at this one: chaotic multiplayer, wild level design, and more bananas than a monkey’s dream. But here’s the thing—preorders are already live, and those early bonuses? They won’t stick around forever. Let’s break it all down so you don’t miss out.
Wait, What Even Is Donkey Kong Bananza?
Imagine this: the team behind Mario Odyssey decided to make a Donkey Kong game, but cranked up the chaos to 11. It’s a 2.5D platformer where DK and the gang are up against King K. Rool’s latest nonsense—something about stealing all the bananas (shocker) with a giant mechanical hoard. You get tight controls, four-player co-op, and moments so ridiculous you’ll be yelling at your screen. Basically, it’s pure fun in cartridge form.
Preorder Bonuses: Because Free Stuff Rules
Standard Edition
- What you get: The game, obviously, plus reversible cover art (flip it for some sweet DK art)
- Price: $59.99—look, Switch 2 games ain’t cheap, but neither is therapy
Deluxe Edition (For the Hardcore Fans)
- What you get: Game, 6-inch DK figure (perfect for intimidating your bookshelf), an 80-page artbook, and banana-scented stickers. Yes, they actually smell like bananas. No, I don’t know why.
- Price: $129.99—steep, but that figure’s gonna be worth double on eBay in a year
Pro tip: Preorder before launch and you’ll get the “Golden Banana Blaster” skin. Because who doesn’t want a gold-plated banana gun?
Where to Preorder (And Where to Avoid)
Nintendo’s Official Store
- Preorder here
- Perk: Free Joy-Con grips with a DK design—if they don’t run out first
Other Big Retailers
- Amazon: Prime members get release-day delivery (so you can play instead of refreshing tracking)
- Best Buy: They’ll throw in a $10 reward certificate—basically free money
- GameStop: Exclusive poster, but good luck getting it without a Pro membership
Digital Options
- eShop: Preload 48 hours early so you can start playing the second it unlocks
- Bonus: Double Gold Points—which, let’s be real, you’ll forget to use anyway
Price Breakdown (Because Budgets Exist)
- US: $59.99 (Standard), $129.99 (Deluxe)
- Europe: €64.99 / €139.99—VAT strikes again
- Watch out: Some places charge shipping unless you’re a member. GameStop’s $5 fee feels like a scam, honestly.
- Budget hack: Use PayPal’s Pay-in-4 if you’re short on cash. No judgment here.
Release Date and Early Access
- Official launch: November 15, 2024—mark your calendar
- Early access: Deluxe Edition buyers get a 24-hour head start (November 14 at midnight)
- Digital unlock: Midnight ET or 9 PM PT if you’re on the West Coast—time zones are weird
Why Bother Preordering?
- Scalpers are already circling. Don’t let them win.
- That Golden Banana Blaster skin? Gone after launch. FOMO is real.
- Play immediately instead of waiting for restocks. Patience is overrated.
FAQs (Because People Always Ask)
Can I cancel if I change my mind?
Most places won’t charge until it ships. Nintendo’s eShop is stricter—you’ll need to sweet-talk customer support.
Will there be a demo?
No word yet, but Nintendo did one for Tropical Freeze, so maybe? Fingers crossed.
Is multiplayer really in there?
Yep! Four-player local co-op and online leaderboards. Perfect for proving you’re faster than your friends.
Final Verdict: Just Preorder It
Look, Donkey Kong Bananza is shaping up to be one of those games everyone’s talking about. Whether you’re in it for solo play or chaotic couch co-op, preordering is the smart move. Otherwise, you’ll be stuck watching everyone else have fun while you refresh store pages. And nobody wants that.
Preorder now before it’s too late! Also, team Dixie forever—don’t @ me.
Source: IGN – All Games