Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds Just Got Crazier—SpongeBob, TMNT, and Maybe Even Aang?
Okay, so Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds was already bonkers with its character lineup. But Sega? They just went full mad scientist mode. SpongeBob freaking SquarePants is racing now. And the Ninja Turtles? Yeah, they’re probably coming too. And that weird “…and teased A…” at the end of the announcement? Let’s just say the internet’s losing its collective mind trying to figure it out. Aang from Avatar? Finn from Adventure Time? Honestly, at this point, I wouldn’t rule out the Powerpuff Girls.
This Game’s Roster is Like a Fever Dream (In the Best Way)
Before Nickelodeon crashed the party, CrossWorlds was already wild. Hatsune Miku? Sure, why not. Joker from Persona 5? Obviously. Minecraft’s Steve and Alex? Yeah, okay. But my personal favorite? Yakuza’s Ichiban Kasuga—because nothing screams “racing game” like a dude who fights with a baseball bat and sings karaoke mid-battle. It’s ridiculous. And I love it.
- Yakuza’s Ichiban: His kart’s probably blaring 80s rock the whole race. Perfection.
- Why This Works: It’s like Sega grabbed every pop culture thing I loved as a kid and said, “Here, smash them together.” And I’m here for it.
Nickelodeon’s Here, and It’s Glorious
So SpongeBob’s officially in. Of course he is. You know he’s leaving bubble trails and Krabby Patty crumbs all over the track. And the Turtles? Rumor says they’re coming soon—probably with separate karts, because let’s be real, nobody’s picking Donatello unless they’re forced to.
- Fan Reactions: Twitter’s flooded with memes of SpongeBob’s Patty Wagon as a kart. And honestly? I’d main that.
- Tracks We Need: Bikini Bottom with jellyfish hazards? NYC sewers with pizza power-ups? Sega, take my money already.
- TMNT Drama: Leo fans will swear his kart’s the fastest. Mikey stans will argue handling matters more. Raphael mains? They’re just here to fight.
That Mysterious “A” – What’s the Deal?
So Sega dropped this “…and teased A…” thing, and now everyone’s theorizing. Here’s what’s floating around:
- Aang (Avatar): Air scooter vs. Sonic’s speed? Yes. A thousand times yes.
- Adventure Time: Finn and Jake’s stretchy kart would break the game. And I’d cheer.
- Animaniacs: Unlikely, but Yakko Warner trash-talking racers? I’d pay extra.
Past Sega/Nickelodeon collabs (remember Nicktoons Unite!?) were fun, but this? This feels bigger. #WhoIsA is trending, and I’m refreshing Twitter like my life depends on it.
Why This Madness Actually Works
Nickelodeon’s chaos fits Sonic Racing like a glove. Unlike Mario Kart—which plays it safe with Nintendo stuff—Sega’s like, “Rules? What rules?” And it’s amazing.
- Nostalgia Bomb: Kids get SpongeBob. Adults get hit with ’90s flashbacks. Everyone wins.
- Future DLC Ideas: Danny Phantom phasing through walls? Hey Arnold’s football-head as a kart? Sega, I’m begging you.
When Can I Play This Madness?
Nickelodeon DLC drops late this year on PC, PlayStation, Xbox, and Switch. No pre-order goodies yet, but Sega loves throwing in extra tracks or skins for early buyers. Pro tip: Keep an eye out.
- How to Unlock: Probably challenges or paid DLC. Either way, worth it.
Final Thought: Who’s Your Dream Racer?
With SpongeBob and TMNT confirmed, and that “A” tease hanging over us, CrossWorlds is becoming the ultimate crossover. So—who’s your pick? Aang? Korra? The Crimson Chin? (Okay, that last one’s mine.) Sound off in the comments. Maybe Sega’s listening.
Source: IGN – All Games