Did You Even Notice The Sims Dropped a Board Game? Because I Didn’t.
Okay, so The Sims has been around forever—since 2000, if we’re being precise. It’s that game where you can build houses, ruin relationships, and accidentally set your kitchen on fire (we’ve all been there). But here’s the wild part: they just dropped a board game version, and somehow, nobody saw it coming. Like, zero hype. It just showed up at Target like that one cousin who crashes your party uninvited. Classic Sims move, honestly.
So What’s This Board Game About?
Picture this: all the chaos of The Sims, but now you can flip the table when your Sim gets fired—literally. You create your Sim, pick their personality (will they be a lazy slob or an overachiever? The choice is yours), and then life happens. Jobs, relationships, random disasters—it’s all there. And yeah, it’s for 2-4 players, which means you can finally drag your friends into your Sims obsession. Or, you know, play alone and judge your life choices. No judgment here.
Who’s it for? Obviously, Sims fans. But honestly, even if you’ve never played the game, the rules are simple enough that you won’t feel lost. Unless you’re like me and lose the instructions immediately. Then, good luck.
How Did Nobody Know About This?
Here’s the thing: EA didn’t say a word. No teasers, no tweets, nothing. It just… appeared. Like when you leave your Sim alone for five minutes and come back to find they’ve adopted three cats and joined a cult. Target’s the only place selling it right now, which explains the stealth drop. Still, for a franchise this huge, it’s weird. Then again, this is the same company that gave us “The Sims 4: My First Pet Stuff,” so maybe we shouldn’t be surprised.
Surprise releases aren’t new—looking at you, Metroid Dread—but for a board game? That’s next-level sneaky.
What’s Actually in the Box?
- Make Your Sim: Just like the game, you pick traits and goals. Want to be a lazy artist who never pays bills? Go for it.
- Life Comes at You Fast: Draw cards for big moments—jobs, breakups, that time your Sim pees themselves because you forgot to buy a toilet.
- Mess With Friends: Team up or sabotage each other. Friendship is temporary, but bragging rights last forever.
Where Do You Even Get This Thing?
Right now, only at Target. Online or in stores, take your pick. It’s $40, which isn’t bad for a board game these days. No word on if it’ll hit Amazon or Walmart, but if it sells well, you know EA will cash in. They’re not exactly known for restraint.
What Are People Saying?
The Sims fans are equal parts excited and confused. Twitter’s full of posts like, “Wait, this exists?” and “How did I miss this?!” Reviewers are still checking it out, but early takes say it nails the Sims vibe. Some compare it to Fallout: The Board Game, but with less radiation and more failed relationships. So, basically, real life.
Why Should You Care?
This isn’t just another cash grab. Board games based on video games are huge right now—Stardew Valley, Dark Souls, you name it. The Sims is perfect for this. If it does well, we could get expansions—maybe vampires, aliens, or that one pack where your Sim becomes a landlord (too soon?). The potential is endless, just like my Sim’s inability to cook without starting a fire.
Quick Questions, Quick Answers
- Is this legit?
- Yep, EA approved. They just didn’t bother telling anyone.
- How long does it take to play?
- An hour or two, depending on how badly your Sim’s life goes off the rails.
- Will there be more stuff later?
- No announcements yet, but fans are already begging for Seasons or Pets. Because what’s life without a dog that hates you?
So, Should You Buy It?
If you like The Sims or just want a fun, silly board game, go for it. The surprise release is weird, but the game itself looks like a good time. Grab it at Target before it’s gone—or before EA remembers they forgot to advertise it. And if your Sim’s life falls apart mid-game? Blame the dice. It’s what I do.
What do you think about The Sims Board Game? Hit me up with your hot takes (or memes) at #SimsBoardGame. Let’s bond over our shared inability to adult, both in-game and IRL.
Source: IGN – All Games