Trump and DeSantis: From Feud to Bromance? Rates Their Bond a Perfect 10
Okay, so here’s the thing—nobody saw this coming. Just a few months back, Trump was tearing into DeSantis like he’d personally canceled Mar-a-Lago. “DeSanctimonious,” remember that gem? But politics, man. It’s like a bad soap opera where the villains suddenly become best friends. Now Trump’s out here calling their relationship a “10 out of 10” during some swampy Everglades tour. What gives? Let’s break it down.
1. Wait, Trump Actually Complimented Someone?
1.1 That “10 Out of 10” Moment
Picture this: Trump, DeSantis, and a bunch of alligators (symbolism much?). Out of nowhere, Trump drops the “10 out of 10” line about their relationship. Seriously? This is the same guy who spent last year claiming DeSantis handled COVID like a kid running a lemonade stand. But here’s the kicker—DeSantis dropped out of the race and endorsed Trump. Suddenly, he’s golden. Classic Trump move.
1.2 Why the Everglades, Though?
Not just random, this. Florida’s the battleground, and nothing says “we’re cool now” like sweating together in mosquito territory. It’s political theater, but smart theater. Shows GOP voters: “Hey, we’re not at each other’s throats anymore—Biden’s the target now.”
2. The Real Reasons Behind the Truce
2.1 DeSantis Folded—Trump Rewards Loyalty
Let me put it this way—Trump’s like a mob boss. Cross him, and you’re dead. Kiss the ring? You get protection. We’ve seen this movie before with Cruz and Graham. DeSantis finally got the memo: can’t beat him, join him.
2.2 They Need Each Other Now
On one hand, Trump needs Florida locked down. DeSantis delivers that. On the other? DeSantis needs Trump’s base if he ever wants another shot at the White House. It’s a messy marriage of convenience, but it works.
2.3 What’s DeSantis Getting Out of This?
Rumors are flying—maybe AG if Trump wins? Nobody’s confirming, but the sudden buddy act feels… calculated. Like when two kids who just fought pretend to be friends because mom’s watching.
3. How Everyone’s Reacting
3.1 GOP: “Thank God”
Establishment Republicans are breathing sighs of relief. But the Never-Trump crowd? They’re rolling their eyes. One guy put it perfectly: “It’s like watching two alpha dogs agree to share a bone—until one gets hungry again.”
3.2 Democrats Aren’t Buying It
Biden’s team called it straight—”Trump only loves people who kneel.” And Twitter? Oh man, the memes. Best one: photoshopped them into that Spider-Man pointing meme. Spot on.
4. What This Means for 2024
4.1 Florida’s Suddenly a Lock
With DeSantis on board, those 30 electoral votes just got way safer. Expect lots of joint rallies talking borders and gas prices—Florida catnip.
4.2 Risky Play for DeSantis
Here’s the gamble—hitch your wagon to Trump now, maybe get a sweet gig later. But if Trump loses? DeSantis becomes that guy who bet everything on the Titanic.
5. We’ve Seen This Movie Before
5.1 Trump’s Revolving Door of Frenemies
Remember “Lyin’ Ted”? Now Cruz is practically Trump’s hype man. Lindsey Graham went from “nutjob” to golf partner in record time. Pattern much?
5.2 How Long Before the Next Explosion?
Honestly? Depends on DeSantis. One wrong move—criticize the VP pick, say—and boom, back to “DeSanctimonious.” Even his own team admits it: “This isn’t peace, it’s a timeout.”
The Bottom Line
So here we are. Trump’s playing nice because it suits him. DeSantis is playing along because he has to. Is it genuine? Please. This is politics—the only “10 out of 10” is the rating for sheer audacity. But for now, the GOP gets its unity photo op. And the alligators? They’re probably the only ones not faking it.
Source: NY Post – US News
